Tostig’s Pithy Comments
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 9:36 am
I surely cannot deliver the type of detail G-Man does in his reviews, nor the witty, flowery language of Indie in his recaps. But I do love reviews, and not just because they help me decide what to buy. Some people like to read and write short stories. I prefer reviews. So, in the spirit of sharing I wanted to start a thread to drop my reviews into whenever I get the bug to do one.
I will start with a release from yesterday by Amazon Warriors. “Trespassers Will be Shot” is not Kataya’s first movie. But it is her first lead roll. Kataya has been increasingly interactive at AWFans, and even joined our new Discord server last night. She has been more interactive with fans than any model to date, and is a breath of fresh air. I will not be reviewing AW movies exclusively here. There are at least two films on my short list to buy, one by Blue and one by Solstice. But I thought Kataya’s breakout role was an excellent choice for starters.
Recap of “Trespassers Will be Shot” by Tostig
This year has sucked balls. But when we look back on 2020 we may come to look at it for more than social distancing, suffocating masks, dirty politics and Tik Tok paranoia after all. Of course, I am referring to the emergence of sultry Kataya as major star in the Amazon Warrior ranks. But, as much as I have enjoyed her friendship at our site and her outstanding Instagram profile, I have to point out that there has not been a sufficient body of work to place her among the leading ladies of Amazon Warriors just yet. I confess my eagerness to put her there, because I have come to really like her tireless energy and enthusiams for the subject of gore and erotic horror, not to mention Olaf's franchise. But there remains the hard work of judging a few more of her performances to "get there". So, I bought "Trespassers Will be Shot", the first headliner for Kataya, eager to study.
Kataya arrives onto the familiar set in jeans, a white tank and bare feet. Her long brown hair is especially silky and sheening under the artificial lights. She runs her fingers through her hair, then sort of dances across the set, even performing an effortless periouette and smiling as she finds a nice spot to rest. Watching the sequence, the focus on her stomach is noticeable, to the extent that I wonder if this is a custom or something the navel loving mastermind of this AW Empire dreamt up himself. Whatever the case, Kataya looks sensational. She has a book, which is fitting to anyone who has read her spritually inspired signature quotes and IG captions, and the book appears to be "Amazons" by R.B. Johannson. It appears to be the death fetish answer to The Brothers Karamozov in length, but it must be an exhaustive page turner judging by the amount of perspiration now gathering on Kataya's belly as she settles down and opens it. She does not to seem to have a care in the world as the camera pans down to a fallen, discarded sign that read "Trespassers Will be Shot".
Blissfully unaware of the warning, Kataya rustles a bit, tassels her hair a little more and soon shifts to another sitting position that provides a brief shot that I particularly enjoyed.
With visions of mass battles and discarded bodies hushing her to sleep, Kataya lets out a lengthy yawn before settling back against what must been a remarkably comfortable knoll for a nap.
Cutting to Kataya's dreams, we believe the director is drawing our attention to an important parchment Kataya had slowly unfurled. She just begins to read as the camera focuses again, unsurprisingly, on her stomach. Just as we are immersed in the wonders of her navel, an arrow comes out of nowhere and finds it's mark just above it. Kataya is in full Amazon Warrior spring wear now, complete with Roman sandals, leather bikini, wrist guards and absolutely no clue why anyone would want to unload an entire quiver of arrows into her body. My favorite part of the dream is when she holds the two shafts protruding from her chest, angled away from one another as if "butterflied". But, I don't like the dream sequence nearly as much as the "woke" Kataya in this one.
Kataya is dazed as she wakes from her slumber, feeling around on her sexy belly for wounds. When she finds none and realizes she had been dreaming when the arrows struck, she rises and stretches out the stiffness in her limbs, prepared to continue her lazy day in the woods.
She picks up her book and only completes a couple steps before the first bullet hits. Clearly, someone was upset with the election results and is taking it out on the pretty girl on his property, because four more shots pepper her in succession and sends Kataya to her knees.
Kataya is persistent and stands up, only to be cut down again. It was quite the impressive execution.
There might have been more blood, but I suspect the filmmaker did not want to smear her perfect abs over much with cornstarch and food coloring. As Kataya falls back against the log behind her, my only suggestion is that there may have been too much light left in her eyes. Too much vitality with 11 slugs embedded in her flesh by now. But, Kataya is going to be just fine in the long run, even if not at the conclusion of "Trespassers Will Be Shot" :).
This was a fantastic first headliner for Kataya. I have some ideas of my own for her immediate future and cannot wait to see what she does with them. I fully expect her to be one of the most requested models for customs by this time next year, and it is going to be a blast watching her build that resume.
Link to "Trespassers Will be Shot" at Amazon Warriors
https://www.sexy-amazons.com/trailer-de ... c201ba99be
________________________________________
https://amazon-warriors-fans.com
I will start with a release from yesterday by Amazon Warriors. “Trespassers Will be Shot” is not Kataya’s first movie. But it is her first lead roll. Kataya has been increasingly interactive at AWFans, and even joined our new Discord server last night. She has been more interactive with fans than any model to date, and is a breath of fresh air. I will not be reviewing AW movies exclusively here. There are at least two films on my short list to buy, one by Blue and one by Solstice. But I thought Kataya’s breakout role was an excellent choice for starters.
Recap of “Trespassers Will be Shot” by Tostig
This year has sucked balls. But when we look back on 2020 we may come to look at it for more than social distancing, suffocating masks, dirty politics and Tik Tok paranoia after all. Of course, I am referring to the emergence of sultry Kataya as major star in the Amazon Warrior ranks. But, as much as I have enjoyed her friendship at our site and her outstanding Instagram profile, I have to point out that there has not been a sufficient body of work to place her among the leading ladies of Amazon Warriors just yet. I confess my eagerness to put her there, because I have come to really like her tireless energy and enthusiams for the subject of gore and erotic horror, not to mention Olaf's franchise. But there remains the hard work of judging a few more of her performances to "get there". So, I bought "Trespassers Will be Shot", the first headliner for Kataya, eager to study.
Kataya arrives onto the familiar set in jeans, a white tank and bare feet. Her long brown hair is especially silky and sheening under the artificial lights. She runs her fingers through her hair, then sort of dances across the set, even performing an effortless periouette and smiling as she finds a nice spot to rest. Watching the sequence, the focus on her stomach is noticeable, to the extent that I wonder if this is a custom or something the navel loving mastermind of this AW Empire dreamt up himself. Whatever the case, Kataya looks sensational. She has a book, which is fitting to anyone who has read her spritually inspired signature quotes and IG captions, and the book appears to be "Amazons" by R.B. Johannson. It appears to be the death fetish answer to The Brothers Karamozov in length, but it must be an exhaustive page turner judging by the amount of perspiration now gathering on Kataya's belly as she settles down and opens it. She does not to seem to have a care in the world as the camera pans down to a fallen, discarded sign that read "Trespassers Will be Shot".
Blissfully unaware of the warning, Kataya rustles a bit, tassels her hair a little more and soon shifts to another sitting position that provides a brief shot that I particularly enjoyed.
With visions of mass battles and discarded bodies hushing her to sleep, Kataya lets out a lengthy yawn before settling back against what must been a remarkably comfortable knoll for a nap.
Cutting to Kataya's dreams, we believe the director is drawing our attention to an important parchment Kataya had slowly unfurled. She just begins to read as the camera focuses again, unsurprisingly, on her stomach. Just as we are immersed in the wonders of her navel, an arrow comes out of nowhere and finds it's mark just above it. Kataya is in full Amazon Warrior spring wear now, complete with Roman sandals, leather bikini, wrist guards and absolutely no clue why anyone would want to unload an entire quiver of arrows into her body. My favorite part of the dream is when she holds the two shafts protruding from her chest, angled away from one another as if "butterflied". But, I don't like the dream sequence nearly as much as the "woke" Kataya in this one.
Kataya is dazed as she wakes from her slumber, feeling around on her sexy belly for wounds. When she finds none and realizes she had been dreaming when the arrows struck, she rises and stretches out the stiffness in her limbs, prepared to continue her lazy day in the woods.
She picks up her book and only completes a couple steps before the first bullet hits. Clearly, someone was upset with the election results and is taking it out on the pretty girl on his property, because four more shots pepper her in succession and sends Kataya to her knees.
Kataya is persistent and stands up, only to be cut down again. It was quite the impressive execution.
There might have been more blood, but I suspect the filmmaker did not want to smear her perfect abs over much with cornstarch and food coloring. As Kataya falls back against the log behind her, my only suggestion is that there may have been too much light left in her eyes. Too much vitality with 11 slugs embedded in her flesh by now. But, Kataya is going to be just fine in the long run, even if not at the conclusion of "Trespassers Will Be Shot" :).
This was a fantastic first headliner for Kataya. I have some ideas of my own for her immediate future and cannot wait to see what she does with them. I fully expect her to be one of the most requested models for customs by this time next year, and it is going to be a blast watching her build that resume.
Link to "Trespassers Will be Shot" at Amazon Warriors
https://www.sexy-amazons.com/trailer-de ... c201ba99be
________________________________________
https://amazon-warriors-fans.com