The three bears had been having some trouble recently
and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear
were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who
he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what
he thought about living with either of his parents.
When he asked baby bear about living with his father,
baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear,
he beats me terribly." "OK," said the judge, "then
you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse
than Papa bear does." The judge was a bit confused by
this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you
have to live with someone, so is there any relatives
you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear
who lives in Chicago." "You're sure she will treat
you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear,
"the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
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jafa wrote:"Oh definitely," said baby bear,
"the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
Funny! But those pansy-ass bears did beat us up in pre-season... sigh. I hope the Packers send 'em back to Chicago with their stubby little tails between their legs tomorrow night!
P.S. Neither team has cheerleaders... damn! Nothing pretty to ogle during the game!
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I do so admire that particular word and I think I shall begin doing some of that right now.
I do so admire that particular word and I think I shall begin doing some of that right now.
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we should ban people that tell terrible jokes
I`ll file a complaint to emperor blue to hang by the necks this sort of people
I`ll file a complaint to emperor blue to hang by the necks this sort of people
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