What If: A 'Real Life' Charity Slave Auction

[Peter]

If you were present at a charity BDSM auction, in reality, in the real world, would you be auctioned off or would you be a bidder? Those who would auction themselves off, what service would you offer (you can pick one below or write your own). Those who would be bidders, can announce themselves by suggesting how much they would bid for those who would auction themselves.

Try hard to think of this as what you really would do if such an event happened in your city, not just as a fantasy. As a fantasy a lot of folks here might well auction themselves off as meat to be eaten, but very few would do so in reality. So let's try to make this real, what would you 'really' do? Remember the money is going to a good cause like Haitian relief or something, so the more you offer, the more the charity likely gets. But also remember that you have no control over who buys you. They might be ancient, ugly and unwashed; they might be same sex, so think hard. Would you really?

Possible services for auction:

1 ) A really long, lap straddling and wiggling, really wet kiss. (Yes, they'll probably 'get off'.)
2 ) Giving a one hour non-sexual massage.
3 ) Giving a one hour sensual massage with 'relief'.
4 ) Being a slave for the rest of the evening - no sex. (with tame limits and safeword)
5 ) Being a slave for the rest of the evening - no sex. (with extreme limits only and safeword)
6 ) Being a slave for the rest of the evening - no sex. (with no limits and no safeword) - This might be illegal.
7 ) Being a slave for the rest of the evening - with sex. (with tame limits and safeword)
8 ) Being a slave for the rest of the evening - with sex. (with extreme limits only and safeword)
9 ) Being a slave for the rest of the evening - with sex. (with no limits and no safeword) - This might be illegal.
10 ) Being a live in slave for a few days - no sex. (with tame limits and safeword)
11 ) Being a live in slave for a few days - no sex. (with extreme limits only and safeword)
12 ) Being a live in slave for a few days - no sex. (with no limits and no safeword) - This might be illegal.
13 ) Being a live in slave for a few days - with sex. (with tame limits and safeword)
14 ) Being a live in slave for a few days - with sex. (with extreme limits only and safeword)
15 ) Being a live in slave for a few days - with sex. (with no limits and no safeword) - This might be illegal.
16 ) Being a live in slave for life - no sex. (with tame limits and safeword)
17 ) Being a live in slave for life - no sex. (with extreme limits only and safeword)
18 ) Being a live in slave for life - no sex. (with no limits and no safeword) - This might be illegal.
19 ) Being a live in slave for life - with sex. (with tame limits and safeword)
20 ) Being a live in slave for life - with sex. (with extreme limits only and safeword)
21 ) Being a live in slave for life - with sex. (with no limits and no safeword) - This might be illegal.

Number 21 would be what you would pick if you really did mean that they could kill you if they chose, for real.

What would you be willing to auction? And for those who would bid, what offers might those auctioned expect from you?

[Peter]

Myself, just to start the ball rolling, being much more the bidder than one to be auctioned off, would however be willing to offer myself up for auction for numbers one and two. (I reserve the right to bid on others.) It's all in a good cause. I'm a good kisser and lived with a masseuse for two years, in which I worked on her virtually every day. And yes, I am quite capable of kissing an ugly guy (remember, we have no control over who bids for us), though that is not my normal proclivity. I don't really expect that my offer would net much, or even any bids.

[Dalila di Capri]

The only one that works for me is number 21.

The danger of being a complete and total slave is very exciting.

Baci

[Peter]

The only one that works for me is number 21.

Argh! You would say the one thing that would put my libido into overdrive.