To Geno, regarding your post on DS

[Bluestone]

Oh, you can carry on, John and Paul, I just thought I'd let you know that not a lot of people around here are interested in verbal fisticuffs and name-calling. So, people are tuning out in droves. Everyone's in the party room for the Victory celebration (See Victory Post) We're much more into civil adult discussions at FF, than bar room brawls. So, play nice while I pour the drinks over there.

Blue

[Max5s]

Just to let everyone here know: John Matrix is not getting short tempered.
In fact, I've been laughing my ass off at the FF (Fighting Fellas) commentary for 3 days now.

First my apologies to Blue, Billy, bellystabs, kevin, etc., but

If you’re laughing your ass off, I guess that means we’ll finally get to see your head.

Old man, you need to stop washing your hair with urine and change your Depends before you get diaper rash. And when you’re touring the Bluestone mansion, try not to get your walker hung up on the Persian rugs. It’s not that I care if you hurt yourself, I just don’t want Blue to get stuck with any unwanted cleaning bills.

Now before you get your di*k all bent out of shape, realize that that is how YOU sound. You delight in calling people “punk ass”, turds, hooligans, adolescent whatevers when you fail to see that you are the one coming off like a jackass. Anything that you might have to say that is worthy of consideration is blurred by your own sense of magnificence. You are incapable of making a thoughtful contribution without a concomitant insult (in the form of name calling) to whomever it is you are speaking to. Well, take your Carl Sagan video and shove where the sun doesn’t shine. That’s where your head is anyway, and your glass stomach is clouded over with yesterday’s spittle and shit. Do a little introspection yourself. Prove to us that your IQ exceeds your age. And if you can’t do that, then maybe you are the one who should shut your “chilly hole”.

[Bluestone]

You suggest that Geno may be an agent of the crown. By inference, you now have leveled the same accustion at Bluestone. Keep it up, KHP. As long as you have a few supporters, keep it up.

4P

Okay, okay, I confess! They paid me so much money though, in U.S. Funds, and I wanted to seem patriotic and all. So, I admit it. The Crown paid me off to expose Dr. Who!!! There... I've said it... I'm guilty... I- (KHP what are you whispering in my ear for? WHAT???? This isn't about Dr. Who? But, I thought... well, okay, okay... Sorry)

I hereby withdraw my admission on the advice of Cyber Counsel, er, I mean of that grinning Cyber Bully over there!

Blue

[Bluestone]

Keep it up, KHP.

4P

I have no problem keeping it up. Just ask my girlfriends. wink wink. See Blue, we just good fun having here. Pennpaul know we just play. We no serious.

Peno

Paul, you're beginning to worry me. That syntax sounds a lot like someone else I used to know. Hey, wait a second. It's all beginning to fit into place... the cyber bullying... the inability to put one word in front of another... the continual refusal to shut your pie hole... I'VE GOT IT NOW!!!... I know your secret now Paul, and I'm going to announce it to the whole world...

PAUL OF KHP IS GENO!!!!

The mystery is solved at last. Now, GET OFF THIS SITE!!!! You've been banned for life. How dare you still be here! Begone, I say!!

Brilliant Blue

[Bluestone]

Blue passes out in a drunken stupor and is carried to his bed by four voluptuous valkyries. I guess you're on your own boys.

The Crown
(We control everything and everyone)

[John Matrix]

Max5s: I thought you were done! Are you wanting to start something again. I don't really have time for it, but if you want to make yourself look stupid again, then bring it on.

I have been the one stressing civility. I did not name call, I just described your childish attitude is all. I have not been the one talking like a punk ass moron. You and your cronies made reference to being able to dish it out and take it as well, so when I say you are uncivil because you express yourself like a punk and a bully right along side KHP, how is that name calling? It's simply the truth, and I would like you to realise that. When you become conscious of the fact that you have indeed acted like a punk needing of a good bitch slap, then, maybe you can start growing.

Remember, YOU started banterring with me. YOU started flaming me.....and I don't even know you, and you don't even know me. So what do you have to do with me? What do I have to do with you? If you had minded your own business, none of this would have gone on between you and I.

Did you think that KHP needed your help? Did you think KHP was so out matched that he needed your super intellect to save him from big bad John Matrix? Well....why else would you stick your nose in where it doesn't belong?

[Dalila di Capri]

John Matrix

Go to DS and read my last post, it's for you.

Insert ibid here.

You have nerve to drag me into this and then yet again whine that others are dragging you into a fight.

You turned a statement that I made about personal emails and conversations I exchanged with Dennis about Dr Don look like a lie, and then played a pathetic game of semantics in order to make it appear as though I was saying that no one had ever posted anything negative about Don.

Matrix, you become less sexy with each word. At this point I picture an unchanged diaper every time you post.

Quit while your behind (or wipe your behind) or I may have to take my tongue out and actually flame you.

Still no baci. (Why would I at this point...)

[John Matrix]

Dalila: Thanks for drawing my attention to the post again. I was distracted earlier today. Had a bit of a family crisis. It was my misunderstanding. I edited all my posts on DS with an apology.

[John Matrix]

edited out double post, sorry

[Max5s]

Did you think that KHP needed your help? Did you think KHP was so out matched that he needed your super intellect to save him from big bad John Matrix? Well....why else would you stick your nose in where it doesn't belong?

What would give you that idea? I'd say Paul stuck a pole up your behind and mopped the floor of the forum with your face. He certainly doesn't need my assistance to beat you in a discussion. All he really had to do was get you to post and stand back and let you play against yourself. You are really good at playing with yourself, aren't you? He writes something or I write something and you spin like a top and fall on your face at the end.

And now Dalila just gave you a weenie whirler. Her diaper analogy is probably not far from the truth since you have your head firmly embedded beyond those fat wrinkly cheeks. What's it like to be autocoprophagous and have hemorrhoids for earrings?

I think it is quite amusing that you are suggesting that I'm acting like a moron; a "punk ass moron" to be specific. Go ahead and call me a moron if it makes you feel better. Use big bold letters. Use-heaven forbid-a spray can. Show the world how articulate you are. Show us what you've really learned from all that extra "life experience" that you pointed out to JohnM. Come on and show us that you're more than an arrogant gasbag.

[John Matrix]

Max5s: are you done now?

Look more closely and you will see that it is not me who is spinning anything. You can do that can't you?

Since you took a tally of the words I used to describe your uncivilized banter, can you also go back to the beginning of all this and look at KHP's and your own posts to tally your mean mouthing of me?

I don't consider it a defeat when KHP simply replies by parroting my words back to me as a spoiled little child would when they get frustrated and want to annoy someone.

[John Matrix]

Did you think that KHP needed your help? Did you think KHP was so out matched that he needed your super intellect to save him from big bad John Matrix? Well....why else would you stick your nose in where it doesn't belong?

What would give you that idea?

I thought I made that clear? Why else would you stick your nose in where it does not belong, except to help out a fellow cyber bully.

I cannot see how you missed the message I conveyed clearly. But you did, which is why you had to ask why.

[John Matrix]

Dalila: I have an apology for you on DS. Sorry for the mix up. My fault.

[bellystabs]

Sigh... I was going to put the little crybaby on ignore, but I procrastinated and now he has gone and irritated me.

Good God, Matrix! Are you so delusional that you can't even understand Dalila's clear meaning to her posts and her conciliatory efforts to calm you and Geno down over on DS? I am now convinced that DS is run by a DumbShit, and you are walking lockstep with him and drinking the Koolaid.

Get a life, man! There are a bevy of beauties in here and elsewhere to get aroused over. Go smell the roses, or the bushes, if you can find any that aren't shaved.

Grow up, man! It is embarassing to watch a fellow senior citizen cry like a little girl for over a week. I bit my tongue up to now hoping your temper tantrum would run its course, but you seem to be a fucking basket case.

Get help, man! You advise others to get help, but seriously, dude, you are exhibiting all the signs of a classic nervous breakdown. First you are laughing your ass off, then you are whining and saying it's no laughing matter, then you are name-calling, then you are laughing about it all over again for days on end. Here, take this to the shrink and let him evaluate it...

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Go away, man! Well, since you only listen to your own voices and Geno's, I imagine this all fell on deaf ears. Looks like I may have to put you on ignore after all before you get on my last nerve.[/color][/size]

[John Matrix]

bellystabs:

Gee, thanks bellystabs. I feel so much more enlightened now. I bet you never spilled your drink in your life.
I wish I was perfect just like you.

Now tell me something. Since you made such an issue of my error, the result of fairly sizeable distraction due to a family matter that caused some panic today....shit happens right......well what do you make of KHP responding to my post which was in support of Geno, and I did not name KHP in my post, but he fires back denying having accused DrDon of CP in one breath(a lie BTW) and then accusing DrDon of CP in the next breath? That wasn't an error bellystabs, that was deliberate. So take you little analytical mind and go to work on KHP's posts. And don't bark your orders at me. I was invited here by Bluestone, and I think I have as much right to be here as you.