Re: I'm Being Stalked!
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:12 am
Well, I looked at some of your evidence and consulted with my identical twin, Kevin 67 1/2. He happens to know a lot about the law and pointed out that you were also smiling in the photo where you claimed you were being attacked. We find that curious to say the least.The crossbow you have in your hand wasn't even aimed at her. Who were you going to shoot? The photographer. You only shot her later because she gave you a grateful kiss on the neck. Shame on you.
You also forgot to mention that I warned you the mansion was infested with vampires back in February. Did you listen? Not at all. Just look at that picture of the two beautiful vampires, one of which was Tiffany, feasting on Velvets neck. Poor Velvet barely had enough neck to go around, while Tiffany who had just arrived in the mansion, became infected and got arrows in her chest for her troubles.
Then, to add insult to injury, I warned you not to let the box loose, because it was evil, vengeful and a killer. It seems somebody left the second floor closet door open and the box escaped. As a result it created havoc on Tiffany, Kerie and Velvet. I am beginning to think you planned that, since you have the only key to that closet.
Now I don't want people to think I am framing you, because that would be beneath the dignity of an honest man such as I. Hmmmmm. However, I feel the best thing we can do for you to atone for your crimes, is to allow you to enjoy a holiday meal of turkey (or whatever your favorite meal is), and then lock you in the editing room to complete your video shoot. Members of FF, what do you say to that idea? Is he guilty of whatever we are charging him with, and is the sentence fair?
You also forgot to mention that I warned you the mansion was infested with vampires back in February. Did you listen? Not at all. Just look at that picture of the two beautiful vampires, one of which was Tiffany, feasting on Velvets neck. Poor Velvet barely had enough neck to go around, while Tiffany who had just arrived in the mansion, became infected and got arrows in her chest for her troubles.
Then, to add insult to injury, I warned you not to let the box loose, because it was evil, vengeful and a killer. It seems somebody left the second floor closet door open and the box escaped. As a result it created havoc on Tiffany, Kerie and Velvet. I am beginning to think you planned that, since you have the only key to that closet.
Now I don't want people to think I am framing you, because that would be beneath the dignity of an honest man such as I. Hmmmmm. However, I feel the best thing we can do for you to atone for your crimes, is to allow you to enjoy a holiday meal of turkey (or whatever your favorite meal is), and then lock you in the editing room to complete your video shoot. Members of FF, what do you say to that idea? Is he guilty of whatever we are charging him with, and is the sentence fair?
I am very afraid of that beautiful young lady. I'm afraid that she'll put me under her spell and knife me before I even know what's coming... and she'll get away with it too. 