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If you could play the killer in a movie, name at least one actress that you would want to have as your victim....and how would you kill her? You can list more than one actress if you'd like.

For me, there are lots of women i'd like to have as my victims, but if i had to pick just one it would have to be Ashley Laurence (hence my avatar) In all her interviews, she comes across as very sweet and innocent....the perfect victim for me!

Since i like manual strangulation, she would obviously die with my hands around her neck, but i would be sure to make it a very slow and painful death as i enjoyed the look on her face, and the fear in her eyes, as i slowly squeezed the life from her beautiful body.

Ok, i really hope this turns out to be an interesting and productive thread.

I've always had a thing for Bridget Moynihan... Especially with her look in "I, Robot". I'd want to lure her leather-clad body into a trap and riddle her with bullets from a small-caliber machine pistol.

HI,

My favorite actress that I would love to have as my victim would be Catherine Zeta Jones. I loved the idea of her sword fighting in Zorro, so her death would be an epee in her chest.

Good choice, Kevin67. My question would be what would she be wearing when the final thrust is delivered? The dress or the underwear?

Hi,

The underwear, definitely the underwear.

Raquel Welch in a quick-draw contest, dressed as Hannie Caulder.

Raquel Welch in a wetsuit (Fathom, Fantastic Voyage) meeting her end would be pretty cool too...

I WOULD SAY CATHERINE BELL FROM JAG TAKING A FEW ROUNDS TO HER CHEST IN SOME MOVIE

Thanks guys,

I appreciate all of you taking the time to respond.....i must say you guys picked some mighty fine actresses!

Great thread!!!

The actresses I'd love to strangle are:


Gillian Anderson/ Helen Hunt/ Amanda Tapping/ Kathryn Morris/ Allison Mack/ Elisha Cuthbert/ Torry Higginson/ Kathryn Erbe/ Mariska Hargitay/ Marg Helgenberger/ Traylor Howard/Jorja Fox

Well, i've probably got the looks to be a stalker/slasher in a movie (don't I?) It's a tough choice but I've always been disappointed that super agent James Bond didn't dispose of Pussy Galore. He had her in the horse barn and had his roll in the hay, and who could blame him, but then instead of doing her in he teamed up with her. Man I hate that! It's at this point I would insert myself as a disgruntled sh**t picker stable boy who mistakenly thinks Bond needs to be saved and sticks Pussy in her namesake with a pitch fork leaving her to squirm and writhe about. Bond should have done it though himself! Do we nut cases have to do it all?