A Little Confused...

[Bluestone]

Not Sad Day, dummy... Black Day! I think the President announced it, or whoever makes up those special days! The official title is "Black Day in Fetishland", but the sun seems to be shining here nicely. The Bluestone mansion has lots and lots of windows, and bright lights when there's cloud cover. We're safe here, so don't worry about the gathering storm clouds. We ain't in Kansas any more, Toto. Oh, and ignore that Blue man behind the curtain. He's not really there.

Blue

P.S. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings by calling you 'dummy'. Please don't tell the Wizard. He may delete me.

[Bluestone]

Hey, Great and Wonderful Owner of FF Through a Bloodless Coup D'état,

You punish me with a Vacation??? Ohhhhhh... you mean a suspension! I thought you were the blunt one.

Oh, please reconsider, Great and Wonderful One. I did apologize. I really did. I said the words. I didn't mean them, but I did show a suitable amount of fake remorse. Please, please, please don't suspend me...

W-Who are those huge strapping men in the orange shirts, one with NP emblazoned in flames on his chest, and the other with the number 67 on his back like a linebacker for one of those tough Canadian football teams? Hey, let me go... I was the webmaster here!!!... let go of me, I was someone... I was a leader of men, I was a big blue ego wrapped in a silken vest... You can't treat me like this. No, not the lake of fire!!! Not that!!! No one takes vacations there. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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~~ SPLASH!!!!~~