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Rule 36.(For women only)

Never marry a Cartwright.

Do you know how few of the "younger crowd" are going to figure that out?

Good one!!!

I learned English by watching old television shows.

With my strict parents sitting there however I was not allowed to watch just anything

So this was on the the "watchable" list:

Gilligan
I dream of Jeanie
Bonanza
Little House on the Prarie
...and any kind of big technicolor epic film such as Ben Hur

Also historical documentaries were permitted.

And to where did all this strict monitoring of my television viewing lead?

-insert dramatic opening music-


"The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent."


-insert more dramatic opening music-




"It was Tuesday, October 5th, a cold day in Los Angeles. I was working out of the bunko division with my partner, Bill Gannon."