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Re: Professional golf lessons?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:13 pm
by smudger
Is there something we should know about, administrators? This is the second person that has come on here today, having only joined yesterday, and posted a completely irrelevant matter.
Re: Professional golf lessons?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:04 pm
by Dalila di Capri
Dalia announces
NUDE SINGING LESSONS
Yes Dalila di Carpi will train your voice and provide extra incentives for cooperation.
I will teach you how to take a proper breath.
Just place your hand on my nude lower abdomen and feel.
Examine the involvment of the rear end, thighs, and rib cage in terms of support.
I will do the same for you.
(Student nudity is optional.)
Email me at
daliladicapri@yahoo.com for details.
I will teach you how to go deeper, last longer, climb higher...oh and placement. We can't forget about placement.
Re: Professional golf lessons?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:50 pm
by JohnM
I can give you lessons on how to buy a house if you are self-employed: YOU CAN'T!!!
JohnM
Re: Professional golf lessons?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:57 pm
by Dalila di Capri
Yes but are either one of you prepared to give your lessons in the nude?
This is an erotic site after all.
Re: Professional golf lessons?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:59 pm
by JohnM
Dalila di Capri wrote:Yes but are either one of you prepared to give your lessons in the nude?
This is an erotic site after all.
You would not want to see that.
JohnM
Re: Professional golf lessons?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:24 pm
by Dalila di Capri
Just to relate this thread back to erotic horror for a moment.
Would a golf club make a good impalement weapon?
Paul once used a pool cue. Of course his axe would be excellent...but a golf club. That would be interesting.
Perhaps Blue should change this thread to
"Interesting new weapons"
Re: Spam Post removed by Admin - New Topic: Interesting Weapons
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:09 pm
by Nightposter
Nothing to see here, just a little fall out from G-man leaving.
He was the main gate guard. Blue is busy, so Kevin and I have to watch closer, that's all...
Move along now Johnny...move along!
Re: Spam Post removed by Admin - New Topic: Interesting Weapons
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:13 pm
by Bluestone
NP's right. G-Man did a lot of the grunt work arounf here which often goes unheralded. His email sign-up process almost eliminated spammers. BrianTK and I have instituted a new sign-up process today. We are hoping that this will once again cut out the spam. Don't worry, we're determined to secure this site again from spammers, even if we have to return to email sign-ups.
Blue
Re: Spam Post removed by Admin - New Topic: Interesting Weapons
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:18 pm
by Dalila di Capri
Do you mean there will be no more golf talk?
Whatever will I do for excitment!