JAFA'S Poetry. groaning will bw involved.

[jafa]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick. :idea:

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

[kevin67]

Usually I like your sense of humor, but I have to agree with Glock. This poem is not funny, it is merely mean spirited. You were right about one thing- there will be lots of groaning on this one.

I would like to see you put this on DS and catch their reaction.

[Bluestone]

Personally (being my personal opinion only, and not an official statement), Christmas is a wonderful holiday, and can be celebrated both as one of the most important religious holidays of the year or a fun-filled, happy secular holiday. In either of these contexts, the above poem does very little to add to the seasonal festivities. I am not a literary critic, but I could gladly do without this type of humour.

Blue

[jafa]

After Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W T F

sorry for the bad poetry, need some time to get back in the swing of things.