If You Had a Hour with your Favorite Actress...

[Bluestone]

If You Had a Hour with your Favorite Actress... what would you do?

Now, I know that this may make you think a lot, but Moderator Kevin67 has a bottle of aspirin if you develop a headache

Here goes!

1. First please identify your favorite necro actress (as usual this is not limited to the Bluestone lovelies), and tell us why she's your fave. Yes, Dalila is included in the list, but I'm sure that she won't become too catty, if you choose someone else;

2. Now, you have arranged for this actress to film with you for one hour in real life. That limits us to the real world, and what that actress would permit you to do with her in the real world. So, of course, you'd like to take her to bed, but that's not the fantasy that we're looking at here right now;

3. What would you spend your 1 hour filming with her?

Producers, of course, do this all the time, and so this question is posed mostly to the non-producers, but a producer may have a secret desire to work with someone else's actress, and may want to contribute along this vein (pun intended).

So, any takers :)

Blue

[Nightposter]

Good question!
I have to think on this for awhile, this is not the night for me to answer right now,
I'll think about it on the highway tomarrow...

[Tkiller]

It's not fair, asking us to pick one actress, when there are so many good ones. I can think of half a dozen right away, but I will say the fabulous Petra would be my choice right now. If I had her to film scenes for me for one hour, I think I could squeeze in 20 shootings. Quick set ups and then a shot or two. I would add my effects later, so no need to spend time on it while filming.

[gold]

Agree with TK Petra would be my choice and i would give her a double bonus to film 25 segments and then since she is in America give her a ticket to Denver a rental car and a map SHE WILL TAME THE WEST ON HER OWN

[JohnM]

Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Everything. Yummmmmm

JohnM

[kevin67]

I too would love to have an hour with Petra. I would rather take her to a nice dinner, but you tied my hands to one hour of shooting. I guess I would give her a script that would involve a funny necro stabbing in which I woulkd kill her by accident.

After that I would then try to persuade her to have a nice dinner with me. There I broke the the rule. Who are these men here. Let me go. Let me...............................

Silence

[slasherdude9999]

Well she's not specifically a necro actress but I'd love to shoot a scene with sybil danning. And heck not her 20 years ago, but her right now. Back when I was first new to this community I began doing what most of you have already done and outdone me on: collecting movie scenes of silver screen actresses dying on film. She was one of my favorites. In Hercules (1983) when she is *impaled* by a thrown sword, the howling 2 when christopher lee stabs her in the belly, and many others. I don't think she's lost any of her sex appeal with her age but maybe that's just my opinion. I think I'd want to film her in an alternate version of the 3 musketeers role she played but instead of having her perish on a burning ship she'd expire from a wound in a swordfight . Wearing the same tight outfit, you could see her clutch her belly, injured by a lightning quick thrust, and the blood would slowly blossom like a rose opening in the sun. Her face would alternately express disbelief and pain and then resignation as she slowly sank to her knees then rolled over onto her side.

[Big O]

One actress would be Nancy Kovack as she was in the 1960's...I would put her in a tight slit skirt and white pumps and put her in a spy scenario as a bad girl. Have her double crossed in a microfilm ehchange and shot twice in the belly with a silencer...

I would have her stagger around the room, slowly fall, squirm, crawl and expire slowly with her eyes and mouth withe open. She would then be dragged, picked up and thrown over the shoulder of the killer and placed in an empty bath tub to get the body out of sight...

O

[G-Man]

Well...
there are at least five movie stars from history I would love to have an hour with.
Sybil Danning
Sophia Loren
Jayne Mansfield
Shannon Whirry
Shannon Tweed
But if someone put a gun to my head and I had to choose...
Then it would have to be:

Anita Ekberg!!!

[Nightposter]

One actress.....hmmmm
Nikki Steele
She has the look to be a Woman in uniform that needs to be taken down a bit

Only an hour

Two scenes
First, to Remember my playmate Alice, a strangulation scene in a dispatch center set.
She walks in with an armload of files, and sets them on a desk. She picks up a headset , plugs it into a console and places it at her ear. ( dispatchers headsets have a 8-10 foot coil cord so they can move about the center while still being connected.
She answers a radio call then turns she attention to the pile of folders, looking in them and then entering information into a computer. Bad guy sneaks in, and using slack in coil cord, loops it around her neck and strangles her. Struggle ensues, with dispatcher falling out of chair, and headset cord unplugging from radio. After "dispatching the dispatcher", the bad guy has to dispose of the body, her folds her legs as to start a hog tie, but uses the headset cord to bind her legs to her body, then puts her arms behind her into the same position, making her a smaller , shorter package which gets slid into a duffle bag.
He lifts the bag over his shoulder and leaves. ( remainder can be shot afterward as actress is not needed) bad guy takes bag to warehouse, stuffs it in a drum and seals it. Places stickers on drum identifying it as "hazardous waste", and places drum with dozens of others all marked the same, which will be taken to toxic waste dump for burial....

Second scene, to remember 1st playmate Kim. Kim had done stunt school and all our role plays were quite "physical", she loved to resist. So second scene is a beat down ( which Nikki has done)
She is dressing for work when doorbell rings. Answering door, she is attacked by a masked "person" who begins to throw punches. After a bunch of punches, slaps, and chops, (during which her uniform is torn open) she collapses to her knees. Attacker moves in to finish her off, placing her in a choke hold, until she is passed out. to be sure the attacker lays her on floor face up, puts foot on neck, grabs hands and pulls upward until neck breaks.
Attacker leaves room, but returns with another uniform, kneels down and removes badge from torn shirt....then leaves.

[CapgunChuck]

I Now, you have arranged for this actress to film with you for one hour in real life. That limits us to the real world, and what that actress would permit you to do with her in the real world.
Blue

"Did you get Sir Bruce's permission to remake his 'No Choice' movie with me playing the part?" Jaylyn asked.

"It'll be alright. He's a cool guy," I said. A ripple of fear went through me as I questioned myself whether I should be doing this. "Besides, this is a custom for me. Blue didn't say anything about the film being released to the public," I added. The fear subsided with this comforting thought.

There was a hardness growing to the anticipation inside my pants as she dropped her outer garb, revealing…a conservative multicolored polka dot swimsuit, like something out of the 1960s.

"Will this do?" she asked.

"That's not the kind of swimsuit we agreed on. It's supposed to be like a thong in the front, with a high V in the front but not the back…and it's supposed to be white. You said you could get one."

"I couldn't find one. They don't make them anymore. This will have to do," she said, as part of me went limp. I should have known. I may never see another "V" in my lifetime.

"Aren't you going to let your hair down?" I asked.

"I didn't have time to wash it. I need more notice before a shoot," she said.

"We're not filming in high resolution. No one will notice."

"Okay." She let her hair down.

I pulled out the Tom & Jerry knife, tested it on my finger.

"You can't stick that little thing in me. It's not big enough," she said, eying my toy. "I thought Paul would provide the knife. He has a big one. Where is Paul?"

"He didn't show up. He was in a bind and had to purchase new software for his hardware. He had to drive all the way to Timbuktu."

I touched the tip of the knife to the tight fabric of her swimsuit, about five inches below her navel.

"You can't stick it in me there. You aren't allowed to stab me any lower than my navel. You can stick it in my navel, if you want."

"But that's not the fantasy…that's not…"

"You can pretend it's somewhere else, you pervert…if you must fantasize," she said with a chuckle.

I put the knife in my pocket and mounted the camera on the tripod, shrugging off my thwarted expectations, determined to make the best use of this hour.

"Since Dalila's cameraman isn't available, I'll have to shoot each shot individually and move the camera between shots," I said.

"You know, that will take hours," she said.

"If we can get on a roll, we'll be able to finish it within an hour," I said. I checked my wristwatch. Despair began creeping in, as I realized time had screwed me again. I thought this time it would be different. But no, time forever screws me.

"What are you doing? Why is the camera tilted so far?" she said, interrupting the egocentric thought chain.

"I want a scene from this angle."

"But it will fall…"

"No, it won't. I know what I'm doing."

Then I noticed her appearance had changed. Her hair was in a ponytail again. "I thought you were going to let it hang down, " I said.

"No. I can't be seen with my hair in this mess."

"No one will see the film but me," I protested.

"Oh, yes, they will see me…one way or another…"

I turned on the camera. We took our positions. I pulled out the knife. She looked down at the knife. I needed to change the camera angle…already. There was a little thump. We both looked to our right. The camera had fallen on its side. As we both watched, the tripod and dislodged camera slowly tipped over and tumbled to the floor. Our eyes met. Neither of us could stop laughing.

We were both still chuckling as I picked up the camera and tripod. A screw had come out. I had forgotten to bring a screwdriver. I tried frantically to screw it back in with a my thumbnail.

The door flung open. A bespectacled Emperor stomped in.

"Hi. CC, you're time is up. Jaylyn, are you ready to get started?"

Her eyes lit up. She reached behind her head, popped something out, and her hair gracefully dropped down over her shoulders, as a full crew with cameras, lights, microphones, and props filled the room.

"Anything you want, Blue," she said.

The rental Kia won't start. The plane leaves in half an hour. My ticket is missing…

"I knew I should have chosen Dalila. The first choice is always the best choice. Maybe things would have turned out better. When I am going to learn to stay with my first choice?" I mumble to myself. "Besides, how can I choose a 'favorite actress' when she's somebody different every week?"

CC

[Bluestone]

Hey CC,

Now that's realism... except for that Emperor guy. You forgot to describe him as eight feet tall with a Mr. Universe physique. Oh well, other than that, it was a very realistic re-telling of your Jaylyn shoot

Emperor Blue

[Blue Ribbon]

HELEN HUNT



Oh, boy...I fantasize strangle her since Mad About You TV show....

[CapgunChuck]

Hey CC,

Now that's realism... except for that Emperor guy. You forgot to describe him as eight feet tall with a Mr. Universe physique. Oh well, other than that, it was a very realistic re-telling of your Jaylyn shoot

Emperor Blue

CC thanks Emperor Blue for the compliment. Wouldn't you know, in the first draft CC chose to describe the Emperor as tall and muscular, but it got dropped in the countless revisions. ("First choice is always best choice," lol.) And even after multiple re-readings, he still left in a glaring error which haunts him. "CC, you're time is up" should read "CC, your time is up." Now CC is concerned his time may be up as a writer without having ever boomed…lol.

Thanks,
CC

[maximuscaligula]

One actress would be Nancy Kovack as she was in the 1960's...I would put her in a tight slit skirt and white pumps and put her in a spy scenario as a bad girl. Have her double crossed in a microfilm ehchange and shot twice in the belly with a silencer...

I would have her stagger around the room, slowly fall, squirm, crawl and expire slowly with her eyes and mouth withe open. She would then be dragged, picked up and thrown over the shoulder of the killer and placed in an empty bath tub to get the body out of sight...

O

-That would be soooo hot, I can think of several things I'd love to do with and to Nancy Kovack....