Victory Celebration in the Palatial Party Room!!!

[Bluestone]

It is time to put away all of the negatives of the last few days. I initially posted the story below in another room of the mansion, but a fight broke out there. I hope those rough boys don't break the furniture. Anyway, here is the reason for our Victory Celebration! So, Party ON!!!!....


In a cyber world far away... in a time not so very long ago... a ragtag group of Freedom Fighters (the FF’s) took on the Evil Emperor. Once a fearsome flame warrior in the ranks of a peaceful empire known as Fetish Galore (FG), Genovader overthrew this benevolent empire and set up his own cruel regime, ruling same with an iron fist, his decrees enforced by the mammoth and powerful space station, known only as the DeathSkirt. Eventually, a warrior arose to challenge the mighty emperor. Genovader laughed at the Blue Knight, secretly known as Bluke Skywalker. How could a puny upstart such as he topple the powerful emperor, secure in his unstoppable DeathSkirt?

The war was joined in earnest, and while the Blue Knight engaged Genovader directly, his Freedom Fighters fought valiantly in the ranks of the Evil Emperor’s forces. Terribly outnumbered, they shouldered on, nothing more than a ragtag collection of bullies, punks and hooligans, but lead by the fearless KHP (short for Kill, Harm & Pillage), secretly known as Banned Solo. So the battle continued for many days, with both sides taking time out to party with the Grand Queen Delilah of di Capri and her beautiful handmaidens.

When the fighting was over, to everyone’s dismay, the Freedom Fighters had won the war decisively. They returned to the Blue Paradise, once called Eden before its garden was destroyed by the Serpent Slayers of the Evil Empire, located on the Blue Planet (home of the revered Zen Master Sagan). There, they founded Fortress Bluestone, and within its impenetrable cyber walls, the sprawling mansion known as Bluestone Mansion. The gardens were re-planted and flourished, becoming more beautiful than they had ever been.

The Blue Knight, now dubbed the Benevolent Emperor of the Blue Paradise, decreed a victory celebration. He ordered that the fatted calf be slain for the victory feast (and the fatty beans for the vegetarians) and decreed a perpetual party to celebrate the victory of freedom over tyranny. They partied with the most beautiful women of any age, planet or galaxy! In addition to Queen Delilah, they were joined by Suzi of the Sirens of the Celestial Waters, Princess Petra of the Two Mountains of Pleasure, and many, many more! As they partied on, the epic battles and flame wars that disrupted the universe for far too long faded in the memory of the people, and they were finally in a state of peace... and all was well with the universe.

And, the Benevolent Emperor of the Blue Paradise decreed that it was The End!

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[Bluestone]

Well, if you don't like what's going on in that room, Pennpaul, then enjoy what's going on in most of the other rooms, or start your own thread. There must be some postive and thought-provoking topics that you'd like to discuss. For example, what has happened to all of the Wave women? Any idea where they've all gotten too. I know where Suzi Leigh is, but what about the others?

Blue

[Dalila di Capri]

In keeping with the now fantasy aspect of this thread...somehow the idea of Paul as Darth Vador (sp? I am not a sci fi fan) but with a Texas drawl coming from behind that mask is....well...pretty hot.

[Bluestone]

No, no, no, Dalila, Paul is Banned Solo. Geno is Genovader. Hey, wait a second, I just saw my post on the Geno thread. You're right, Dalila. Paul is Genovader, because Paul is Geno. It's all been a terrible hoax. Now, should I let him stay on the site? Let's have another poll.

Blue

[EvilBilly]

Actually, if you use this SW storyline doesn't Genovader turn out to be Bluke's father? And the Princess ends up marrying Banned Solo?

[Bluestone]

Yes, Billy, you've let the proverbial cat out of the bag. Geno is my father. He raised me from a little pup on DeathSkirts, and then, when he turned evil, he sent me to the Blue Planet, which was mostly desert after the garden was destroyed. I was raised by my uncle, G-Starman, who helped me to till the soil and re-plant the garden. Then, one day I decided that the Emperor had gotten too big for his britches. I didn't realize that he was Daddy Geno at the time, since he had become the masked Genovader and later the equally masked Evil Emperor. Well, you know the rest of the story, but man was I shocked when I realized that I had to stand on my own two feet and turn on my own father. Not only that... but I didn't even get that hot girl, who turned out to be my sister... crap!!

Bluke